Hallelujah, a photo of me from this evening where my eyes don’t look like they’re melting off my face. I’ll let you in on a not-so-little secret: I wear eyeliner. Lo and behold I wore too much and it turned out to be a terrible look.
How about putting a shirt on too. You look like a Jersey guido who found his dad’s sports jacket in the attic and thought it made him look “Manhattany”
